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Just one year to go!

Memorandum

From: Lord Vetinari, The Oblong Office, Ankh Morpork

Subject: The Australian Discworld Convention 2021 - 2nd to 4th July, Sydney

The convention is coming! - just one year to go!

Those of you with a well organised calendar1 will have realised that it is just one year until the doors open to our next entertaining and educational Discworld Convention on July 2nd, 2021. While a year may seem a very long time in these uncertain days of social distancing and lockdowns, the committee is already very busy2 organising three days of much-needed fun and levity inspired by the works ...

Keeping Healthy and Hygienic

Memorandum

From: Lord Vetinari, The Oblong Office, Ankh Morpork

Subject: The Australian Discworld Convention 2021 - 2nd to 4th July, Sydney

The current pandemic

Greetings to all our friends and followers, and we hope that you are all well in these days of lockdowns and social distancing. Please take care and look after yourselves (and maybe pull out a favourite Discworld book to while away the hours).

At the moment we are continuing to plan the convention on the basis that we will be able to go ahead in July 2021. We want to be able to deliver 3 amazing days ...

All Roads Lead To Ankh-Morpork

Memorandum

From: Lord Vetinari, The Oblong Office, Ankh Morpork

Subject: The Australian Discworld Convention 2021 - 2nd to 4th July, Sydney

The City Watch

Our Convention Theme

The committee have followed a modest suggestion1 from me and the theme of the convention will be "Wellcome to Ankh-Morpork, Citie of One Thousand Surprises!". I have been assured that some of them will be nice!

This is an opportunity to experience the hustle and bustle of Ankh-Morpork's busy streets and watch our honest citizens2 go about their daily business.

Why not haggle with traders for a souvenir of your visit? Visit a convivial ...

Wellcome to Ankh-Morpork, Citie of One Thousand Surprises!

Memorandum

From: Lord Vetinari, The Oblong Office, Ankh Morpork

Subject: The Australian Discworld Convention 2021 - 2nd to 4th July, Sydney

Lord VetinariThe Australian Discworld Convention committee is organising an exciting 3 day convention to promote the culture and history of our Discworld, and in particular the many attractions and commercial opportunities1 awaiting them in Ankh-Morpork. They have requested my assistance in promoting this bold endeavour and I agreed to pen a few words on their behalf. I may even attend in person.

The committee assure me that the convention will include old favourites such as the Maskerade, XXXX Factor, Werewolf ...